The Sole Reason The Internet Came Into Being
And why it'll eventually go.
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The sole purpose of the internet (and of that radiation-emitting device in your sweaty, little palm) is to make the nations of the earth aware of the awesome might of the G-d of Israel.
Yup.
And from where are they supposed to gain that awareness?
Via demonstrations of Jewish fighting prowess.
That is, when Jewish arms are successful, G-d becomes mighty in the eyes of the non-Jew.
But when Jewish warriors are less than dominant, chas v'shalom, the Al-mighty becomes in the eyes of the nations an irrelevant, nebbishe pushover.
Recently, the world was treated to but a fractional understanding of God's omnipotence.
In the space of less than two years, the destruction of Gaza, Hizb'allah, Syria and now much of Iran proved to all with eyes to see that the G-d of Israel is not to be trifled with — that “G-d is a man of war,” as the B’nei Yisrael sang over thousands of soaked Egyptian corpses.
And yet the Israelis didn’t see it.
The Israelis remained blind.
And because they’re dopey-keen to curry favor with the goyim, and to avoid being called names — like ‘war monger’ or ‘attack happy’ or ‘vengeful’ or (chalila) ‘chosen’ — they stopped the fighting prematurely. And in so doing, they denied the world a further opportunity to witness the might of Hashem.
And so it was, the Jews, again, began to be killed.
Beersheva.
Gaza APCs.
For the calculus of the matter is quite simple: either Jews are actively killing their enemies, or their enemies are actively killing them.
There is no stalemate and there is no 'defense' and there is no status of ‘in-between’. There is only a global awareness that G-d is an all mighty, invincible power.
Or that He's an inept nebbish.
He is King.
Or He is naught.
And so we wait until the bodies of beautiful Jews are piled high enough to activate our leaders again to begin attacking our enemies.
For that, sadly, is the calculus of the Israeli —
Absorb losses
Mourn.
Feel superior in one’s victimhood.
Contemplate retaliating.
That said, for those of us already wise to the power of the Lord Al-mighty, there is no need for internets or their associated gadgetries.
It’s fine to put them all away.
Dean Maughvet
CHAZAK!